(It's all translated, but your computer will have an easier time digesting it in bite-sized chunks.)
Where to start?
At the beginning, of course, to hear More Than You Wanted To Know about his
personal hygiene (part
1).
Alternatively, you can jump right in to hear his excuse for owning a
mirror -- despite the sad state of his personal finances (part
2).
See him parry
his way around the dire accusation of (gasp) fish-buying (part
3)!
Watch as
he offers an explanation for a highly suspicious epileptic fit (part
4)!
And why's he walking around with his own little statue, anyhow? Find
out (part
5).
And of
course, there will be his wife's will -- won't there? (part
6, if you will.)
And take his
wife, please -- or, at least, take her letters. And maybe some years off her
age, while you're at it? (In part
7.)
And last
but not least (or first, if you like), brace yourself. It's time to close up
shop, with a bang (part
8).
In other words, have fun. This ain't Cicero in front of you.
(Each section is linked to the following one; just click on the link at the end of each part. Happy fishing!)